so there's these two soldiers in a foxhole...

[Peter Peeker]

and Jim decides he needs to go take a dump. Bill advises against leaving the safety of the foxhole, but Jim goes anyway.

after a while Bill realizes that Jim has benn gone for over an hour. as he prepares to go look for him, Jim returns, with a huge smile on his face.

"where the hell have you been?" asks Bill.

"man, I ran into this chick..." replies Jim. "we fucked like there was no tomorrow!! left, right, back, front, doggie, anal, cowgirl, you name it!!!"


"did she give you head?" asks Bill.

"she didn't have a head!!"


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[chaserfan]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[Tortricidae]

note to self..once again..do NOT read this board while eating. or drinking. I don't know why I've not learned my lesson yet about that.

[Peter Peeker]

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